• Black hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Navy Blazer hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Latte hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Maroon hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Charcoal Heather hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Vintage Black hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Team Royal hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Purple hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Forest Green hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Military Green hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Team Red hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Dusty Rose hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Khaki hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Team Gold hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Carolina Blue hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
  • Carbon Grey hoodie, front view with white All My Heroes Have CIA Files slogan.
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House of Woke

All My Heroes Have CIA Files Hoodie

All My Heroes Have CIA Files Hoodie

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Color: Black
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The All My Heroes Have CIA Files Hoodie pairs satire about blind loyalty with a cotton-blend body and front pouch pocket.

Wear this hoodie when you’re tired of pretending idol worship is healthy. Perfect for reminding people that blind loyalty ages badly, usually under subpoena.

Materials

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

Details

  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood

Fit

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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Materials

Hoodie has a classic pullover style, flattering unisex fit, and soft 100% cotton exterior.

  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester interior
  • Heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester

Shipping and Returns

Each item is made to order. Allow 3–5 business days for production, followed by 5–8 business days for domestic delivery or 5–10 business days for international delivery. Estimated total: 8–13 business days for domestic orders and 8–15 business days for international orders.

Shipping charges are shown at checkout. Customs or import fees are the customer’s responsibility. Tracking details are emailed when your order ships. Read our shipping policy.

We do not accept returns based purely on a change of mind. See our refund policy for full eligibility and other return shipping costs, or contact us for help.

Dimensions

Size Length (in) Width (in) Sleeve (in)
S 27 20 23.5
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26.5 24
3XL 32 28 24

Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Width is measured across the chest, not around the body. Length is measured from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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