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House of Woke

All My Heroes Have CIA Files T-Shirt

All My Heroes Have CIA Files T-Shirt

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Color: True Navy
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All My Heroes Have CIA Files T-shirt is made from garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit.

Wear this top when you’re tired of pretending idol worship is healthy. Perfect for reminding people that blind loyalty ages badly, usually under subpoena.

Fabric and details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
  • Garment-dyed
  • Relaxed fit
  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Fit and sizing

Check the size chart for measurements and choose from the sizes shown in the size selector.

Materials

Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric and cotton threads

Shipping and Returns

Each item is made to order. Allow 3–5 business days for production, followed by 5–8 business days for domestic delivery or 5–10 business days for international delivery. Estimated total: 8–13 business days for domestic orders and 8–15 business days for international orders.

Shipping charges are shown at checkout. Customs or import fees are the customer’s responsibility. Tracking details are emailed when your order ships. Read our shipping policy.

We do not accept returns based purely on a change of mind. See our refund policy for full eligibility and other return shipping costs, or contact us for help.

Dimensions

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve (in)
S 18.25 26.625 16.25
M 20.25 28 17.75
L 22 29.375 19
XL 24 30.75 20.5
2XL 26 31.625 21.75
3XL 27.75 32.5 23.25
4XL 29.75 33.5 24.625

Measurements are for the garment laid flat. Width is measured across the chest one inch below the armhole, not around the body. Length is measured from the high point of the shoulder to the back hem. Sleeve length is measured from the centre back of the neck, over the shoulder, to the sleeve hem.

Available sizes vary by design and colour. Check the size selector for the options offered on this product.

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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